The Next Chapter: Jersey Cops will probe Uranus

Friday, February 22, 2013

Jersey Cops will probe Uranus

When they probed his anus, they found 100 bags of heroin.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...: ...But that's ur-analysis!

LOL

El Fisho; February 22, 2013 at 9:06 PM
James A. Zachary Jr. said...: Would ASStronaut be the job title for the person doing the cavity probe?; February 22, 2013 at 9:47 PM
THE FISHING MUSICIAN said...: I don't know but I swear to God I knew a proctologist named Dr. Butz. Seriously.; February 27, 2013 at 9:47 PM

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