Speaking of zealots, some health departments and other government agencies in Illinois say they need MORE MONEY to deal with the high number of complaints regarding violations of the statewide smoking ban. Nope, sorry, kiss my lab-rat-white ass. You freaking antismoking jihadists created these laws; you make them work with existing resources. I cannot wait to hear the complaints about the loss of tobacco tax revenue. By the way, I haven’t had any smoke in over two months, and the last drink I had was New Year’s Eve. You sinners had better repent or I won’t let your collective asses into Heaven.
Soon to be sainted,
James A. Zachary Jr.