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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Christmas gifts as weapons of mass disruption

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Beware of teachers bearing gifts. It is the season for calculated revenge.

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4 comments:

Arthur B. Burnett said...

Greetings from Texas,
Thanks to the boost for Helene's post Zack.

James A. Zachary Jr. said...

I had a good laugh while reading it. It gave me some good ideas ;)

Helene Burnett said...

Nice to know others appreciate the fine art of revenge when giving gifts. Thanks for the "Plug"; I've had the most reads in one day thanks to you.

Pumice said...

This is positively brilliant. I teach seventh grade and I regularly work through the four laws of safe gun handling and work through how to safe a gun as the kids unload with their finger pistols. It is amazing what teaching tips you can get on gun blogs.