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Sunday, April 1, 2012
Since retirement, I’ve made a ton of money as a male stripper.
Once I pop out of the cake at a bachelorette party, women
pay me to keep my clothes on.
Take a good look, young ladies!This is what your dreamboat will look like after a few years of beers
and watching college basketball.