This DEPLORABLE little blog is bringing FALSE NEWS to you from a SAFE SPACE located just west of the storied Lake Michigan shores of far Northeastern Illinois ... courtesy of our RUSSIAN benefactors. TRIGGER WARNING! Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot ...
“FOUND IN GRANDMA'S GARAGE UNDER 12 FEET OF OLD NEWSPAPERS
DATING BACK TO 1931, WE HAVE 56 OF THESE BRAND NEW, NEVER USED, 100% PERFECT,
6,35MM BEAUTIES AVAILABLE FOR DELIVERY DURING SEPTEMBER 2012. ALL STEEL
PARTS, INCLUDING TRIGGER AND MAGAZINE CATCH. THE SLIDES SPORT THE CORRECT PROOF
STAMPS. THE PISTOLS ARE FINISHED IN 400 GRIT HOT BLUE. EACH UNIT COMES WITH AN
ORIGINAL "FN" STAMPED FLAT FOLLOWER MAGAZINE AND A STYROFOAM SHIPPING
BOX (WITH "FN" LOGO). WE'RE ALSO THROWING IN ONE OF OUR MODERN HOT
BLUED, ROUNDED FOLLOWER MAGAZINES AND A BARREL CLEANING BRUSH - JUST IN CASE
YOU DECIDE TO CARRY THIS BABY RATHER THAN TURN IT INTO A SAFE QUEEN. A STEAL AT
$575! CALL NOW TO RESERVE YOURS. WHEN THEY'RE GONE, THEY'RE GONE. THERE ARE NO
MORE. 12 MONTH PARTS AND LABOR WARRANTY. FULLY FUNCTIONAL. VERY ACCURATE.
EDIT: Glenn B sent the following via comments and email.
So, when I clicked on the link in your blog post about pepper spray being a last defense, I was immediately notified that Norton blocked a virus attack called Mass Injection Website II and said it was initiated by a site called thegunzone.com at 184.108.40.206,80. If you have been to that site, you may want to check your pc for viruses or malware.
Goodness sakes alive; imagine that. ANOTHER LOSER, this one with strong views
about something or other, gets himself a quality semi-automatic handgun with
some spare magazines full of ammo and heads out for what looked (to him) like
another surefire mass shooting. A SECURITY GUARD (UNARMED no less) heroically ended the attempt.
I was sitting inside a Dunkin Donuts when in pranced my
inspiration for what I thought would be a new word. I was going to write the definition as “The loose
flesh and cellulite on a hottie old woman's butt that hangs out the back of her
way too short shorts.” Later in the day, I Googled
my new word only to discover that others had already laid claim to it.
Five years ago today was the last full day of gainful
employment in my middle-class life. So
far, retirement has gone as planned, notwithstanding our local, state, and
federal government’s enthusiastic attempts to redistribute poverty.
I’d be very honored if you all would CLICK HERE and read my
one-year-of-retirement blog entry. By
golly, time sure does fly by.
Retirement was my destiny.
I was born lazy, with talent enough to be very successful at doing nothing at all worthwhile;
kind of like Congress.