Where is all of that damn doom you promised?

Over at Chicago Boyz, James Rummel says it for many of us oldsters. Chicken Little jaded us many times over; we have heard it all before.

Experts, please, give us some real end-of -the-world action soon or shut the hell up and quit boring us with your flaccid predictions. We can't wait forever.

My money is on the Large Hadron Collider creating a black hole that sucks us all in. Everything began with the “Big Bang”; everything will end with the “Big Suck.” The Large Hadron Collider experiment will prove the one theory we all agree with, “life sucks and then you die.”