... and then kind old Santa smiled and asked the politicians, "WTF kind of Christmas Gifts do you want Santa to help you douchebags steal for yourselves this year?"

Here are some of the goodies that OUR elected officials shamelessly awarded themselves.

Feel free to enlighten me as to how (or why) both (or either) of the two major political parties can be considered righteous when it comes to stuff like this.

I remain convinced that BOTH major parties are self-serving white-collar criminal empires.