Keep your pets and husbands indoors. Prediction is for around 24 degrees below zero tonight. Weekend forecast is for Anthropogenic Global Warming to reassert dominance over Anthropogenic Global Cooling with temperatures 30 - 40 degree ABOVE zero. WOOHOO! Paint yourselves green and dance naked in the streets!
Never mind; this alien chick has a green card; a source said that she may work for Elon Musk.
Speaking about shit from outer space, anthropogenic something or another is going to end us WHEN? Ah, jeez ...