Dude, the next time you dress up in a gorilla suit and go prowling and peeking, WEAR A MAGA HAT!

911 dispatchers hear some strange things; nothing is beyond belief. A gorilla prowling around your house?  Help is on the way!  

This dumbass miscreant really METHED up (not a misspelling).  At present, I doubt that a 911 dispatcher anywhere in the USA would take a call about a gorilla wearing a MAGA hat as a top priority.  

Anyhow, dressing up as an endangered species is no protection against being shot by a terrified homeowner; subsequently, said homeowner may be inclined to drag your carcass to the taxidermist to be processed for the trophy room.