My daily jumpstart

4mg of Nicotine, 324mg of Aspirin, and 400mg of extra Caffeine with the morning coffee.

Yeah, it helps get me going but it isn't something that triggers a miraculous physical and mental transformation from "achy geriatric somnambulist" to "crack-baby squirrel stoked on meth."

(What works for me might be harmful or fatal to others so don't go taking any of this as medical advice.)

What a reasonably informed person sticks, sips, guzzles, eats, shoves, inhales, sucks, or snorts into their body isn't any of my business just as long as they fully understand the possibilities.  I am of the opinion that only a small number of us are under-informed.  Don't blame me for your bad choices and I won't blame you for mine.