Yeah, I am sick of this early season Chicagoland snow bullshit. In order to counteract the Green New Deal anthropogenic global cooling that causes this snow, I am going to seed the atmosphere surrounding my domicile with copious amounts of heartwarming carbon particles and greenhouse gases.
I retired two old blowers (pretty much worn out) and donated them to charitable causes (people desperate for a snowblower in any condition); if I cannot control my destiny with
this new blower, I'll just stay indoors until winter melts away into springtime.
