Illinois authorities don’t want healthy people to wear flu season personal protection such as masks and gloves when shopping ‘cause it might worry others.

Problem solved.  

I gotta make a run to the store.  Today Illinois announced that the COVID-19 lockdown is extended until (at least) the end of April. I might just start drinking again and today I discovered that I only have four bottles of quality Bourbon on the raft. 

Good times!  Good times!