Illinois Politicians Rush to Pass Legislation Banning Corona Virus

If you have the virus, you will need to apply for a Virus Owner I.D. (VOID) card.  If you wish to carry the virus in public, you must upgrade your card to the Class-A carry category (A-VOID).  You will be prohibited from carrying your virus into hospitals, parks, and government owned buildings. Further, you are prohibted from carrying your virus into any store, restaurant, or other place of business that posts the above signage.

Use Red Flag laws to report any person you suspect of possessing a virus without a license.