"To save the world, use hockey sticks to beat the greenhouse gases outta white folks." A guest blog-post via an email from Naperville Dave.

I may have stumbled across the real source of global warming! And a solution is at hand. 

HUMAN POPULATION! We are a carbon dioxide emitting, carbon based life form. Our existence is an existential threat to the earth. This revelation could make me a hero to the Democrat Party! 

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Just use Hansen’s hockey stick to kill off 2/3 of the human beings on the planet (maybe 3/4 just to be safe).

Actually, I think some environmentalists have been in favor of this all along. We must do it for the children (Greta Thunberg in particular) ... and the animals and the trees! 💕

Now we just have to figure out which ones to terminate. Current federal policy would have us start with all whites to stamp out white privilege and racism. Been nice knowing you 😱

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(Zack note: The most formidable problem that I see with this idea is that the population segment that is most proficient in martial use of hockey sticks are huge crazy white guys.  BTW, I'm not white, I'm a minority; I'm a sickening shade of hairless-lab-rat pink.  Don't make me post a full nude photo to prove it.  PALE PINK POWAH!  Further still, knocking off all whites would only drop the world's flatulent population by around 10%.) 

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