Once upon a long-long-long time ago "69" implied a wonderfully novel, mutually enjoyable sex act between consenting young partners. Needless to say, the novelty of attaining the age of 69 has not measured up to the aforementioned joyful standard. Do I yearn to return to the days that I lived during 1969? Nah, the world was just as messed up then as it it is now; sometimes I believe the shit of today is just a damned replay. We've been there, done that, over and over again.
Ad Astra! With each new morning it's time to move on.