ante omnia armari

Vive la liberté! Vive all y'all!

Ante omnia armari.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Blagojevich gets The Black Spot

Regardless of his delusions,
erstwhile Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich obviously does not stand with the likes of Gandhi or Martin Luther King. He stands as a common criminal, judged by his peers, the collective criminals of the Illinois Senate. Today’s theatrics was a living version of Treasure Island, with the pirates sitting in judgment of Long John Silver, and then presenting him with The Black Spot. “For the high-crime of getting caught, we charge thee! All in favor say arrrrrrr!”

Blago, you are no longer Captain, and your mates ban you from practicing piracy in Illinois ever again. They will divide amongst themselves what was to be your share of the booty.

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