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The Preacherman said, "My advice to you is to get yourself a gun, then learn how to shoot."
The Politician said, "My advice to you is to get yourself free of superstitions and weapons, then learn how to trust in me."
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Fox News isn’t

The Whitehouse says Fox News isn’t a legit news organization. Well, I wish I could argue that point, but in all honesty, I can’t. However, I find it somewhat interesting that the Whitehouse blesses the “legitimacy” of the other “news” organizations for doing nothing more than passionately humping the President’s leg. As a humble citizen, I find that searching for a righteous news organization in today’s competitive market is akin to looking for a Nun in a bordello. ALL news organizations have agendas; they all slant and spin the news. They all say they are doing it for love while the truth is that they all do it for the money. “News” is the third oldest profession, preceded only by prostitution and politics.

Just so that I get this Whitehouse “legitimacy” thing straight, someone like
Rush Limbaugh is a “political pundit,” while someone like Chris Matthews is a “journalist?” Ah, I get it now.

I think I’ll go visit a brothel and see if I can find religion. See you all in the morning.



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