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Monday, March 15, 2010
Census 2010 Question Number 1
Okey dokey, the 2010 Census form arrived today. Let me be a good citizen and get this important piece of government business out of the way.
“How many people were living or staying in this house, apartment, or mobile home on April 1, 2010?”
CRAP! Today is only March 15th; if I answer this question today I am guilty of falsifying information since I cannot possibly know in advance how many people will be living here on April 1st. Title 18, United States Code, Section 1001 makes it a crime to: 1) knowingly and willfully; 2) make any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or representation; 3) in any matter within the jurisdiction of the executive, legislative, or judicial branch of the United States.
Jeez, I guess I better put this off for a while.