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Saturday, April 13, 2013

Does that price include hookers?



I assume the agents are there to protect his ugly ass; it is very strange that they have to pay him in order to provide that service.  In any case, I hope they remember that Crazy Joe will fire both barrels through the door at any strange noises. 


2 comments:

Glenn B said...

No, no, no Crazy Joe ain't gunna pop off two barrels that would be his wife whom he would have do that because an AR15 is too hard for a woman to aim. He on the other hand has an AR with laser sight, a bayonet mounted on it, and several 30 round CLIPS all loaded with armor piercing ammo because he is Crazy Joe and is ready to go, go, go!

James A. Zachary Jr. said...

I'm more worried about him being a heartbeat away from the nuclear launch codes than him having any fully loaded firearm ;) He's not from this planet.