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Saturday, March 14, 2015

My income taxes were done at 13:00 hours yesterday, Friday the 13th

Yeah, I thought that was pretty bold.  I can be a real funny guy sometimes; har har har, fother muckers.

Instead of getting me a refund, Guido the no-neck tax wizard told me to write Uncle Suck a check for an additional amount, roughly equal to the street value of a ton of Presidential Quality Choom Salad.


2 comments:

Glenn B said...

I had to pay em off too. Luckily for me, I get back everything except a couple of hundred from the state.

Crustyrusty said...

I can relate. Due to 2 children coming off the deduction line, I get to write a 4 figure check this year. Needless to say, the W-4 has been modified....