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Blogging to you from the Northeastern Badlands of The County of Lake, in the state currently known as Fatmanistan, DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEP inside the heartland of the Banana Republic formerly known as the USA, WELCOME TO THE NEXT CHAPTER! WARNING! ALL FORMS OF SOCIAL MEDIA ARE ADDICTIVE; EXCESSIVE USE MAY LEAD TO MENTAL HEALTH DISORDERS, REDUCED JOB PRODUCTIVITY, INSOMNIA, SOCIAL ALIENATION, GENITAL ULCERS, BLINDNESS, POLITICAL EROTICISM, AND / OR DEVIANT FUNAMBULISM. NOTICE: NO GUNS OR AMMUNITION ARE FOR SALE VIA THIS BLOG. (No, I will not trade my Colt Python for some lubricious adventures with your trophy wife and a future first-round draft pick.) CAVEAT: This blog is not suitable for viewing while at work, while inside a public library, while inside any public or private school, or while inside any public or private restroom. Do not view this blog while driving a motor vehicle or while piloting an aircraft. Viewing this blog may be illegal inside the EU, NYC, Chicago, Seattle, and other parts of the Third World. THIS BLOG CONTAINS (albeit often very childish) ADULT-CONTENT. DISCLAIMER: This blog is a hobby, it is not a livelihood. Even though much of what I blog about relates to firearms collecting and recreational shooting, I am not an expert (by any measure) on any facet of guns, shooting, hunting, or personal defense. Entries at this blog are akin to good old-fashioned campfire chats or post hunt bourbon-fueled barroom-bluster; I offer no opinion on what you should or should not purchase, or what you should be using or doing. What does or does not work for me could be rugged-country-miles away from your tastes and your needs. All products, places, and miscellany that I review for this blog are purchased / rented / leased at retail price by me. I do not accept payment, gifts, discounts, freebies, products on loan, distilled spirits, recreational pharmaceuticals, plea-bargains, probation, parole, Papal Blessings, Presidential Pardons, or sexual favors for doing any review or blog post. TRACKING COOKIES: Google et al stick tracking cookies on everybody. If you are online, you are being spied on via one method or another, for one reason or another; 'nuff said. You may be able to minimize your online DNA residue by using Tor and Duck Duck Go. Vive la liberté! Vive all y'all! Ante omnia armari. To each of you, thanks for stopping by!
How very not cool. I'm not sure there's anything you can do to neutralize it either.
ReplyDeleteWOW! That looks terrible! Awful that it's spreading to your place, too. Anything you can do?
ReplyDeleteBuy your neighbor a cheap can of green spray paint; that'll fit his gardening ability.
That's just like Jeff Cooper used to say!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, bad times. Some kids poured roundup and bleach in our yard at our old house, and it basically stayed a dead zone until the next spring.
And with the san augustine grass came back the weeds too. So much for bleach and grass/weedkiller to kill weeds and grass.
It's like that capsium pepper back ointment. You put it on at night and the next day take a shower and where ever you had it on gets all hot again.
Or as Billy Ray's mom used to say about one of his stalker girlfriends, "she's like a tick, you can't get rid of her."
El Fisho
Hey, by the way, what's this stuff called rain you speak of?
ReplyDeleteEl Fisho
If you want to achieve an average looking lawn, the best advice I can give you is…
ReplyDeleteMove to Texas where it is dry as a bone.
El Fisho, and I still can't post under my google account.
I found that the forsythia on the side of the house is half dead, with a trail of dead turf leading to one of the neighbor's kill-zones. Ah well, things can always be worse I suppose. There is always a bright side... with his lawn looking like death-eating-crackers my lawn will look pretty darn good by comparison no matter how much I neglect it ;)
ReplyDeleteEl Fisho, if I can only post a comment as anonymous or by choosing NAME / URL for each entry. Google supposedly knows of the problem... I dunno how close they are to fixing it... very frustrating.
ReplyDeleteIf you can't log into your Google account check your browser, if you're using IE, Firefox or Safari make sure its up to date, if you're using a custom browser provided by your ISP (ie: AOL) stop using it and switch, those custom browsers are full of holes. Google has apparently decided its going to stop supporting old browsers, and browsers of non-standard types.
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