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I don't know how you VBS teacher responded but I think God is still laughing at your solution to the problem. Understand that is just my opinion. God has not sent me a telegram about it.
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Pumice, I recall that Baptists back then had absolutely no sense of humor, or tolerance for critical thinking. VBS was indoctrination.
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Zack
What if we liquefied the camel with a high-speed blender, and then using a small-gauge needle and a pressurized pumping system we injected the stream of liquid camel through the needle's eye?
ReplyDeleteThat would work, right?
Zack, Not just Baptists and back then. Much of the world has no sense of humor. I had my observation and evaluation recently and after telling me that my sense of humor really connected with the students I needed to be careful because many of them did not understand. I think the problem was more that she did not understand.
ReplyDeleteAnd Erin, I like your solution. Maybe you could bottle the result and start a health food line.
Grace and peace