Coming to you from deep inside somewhere in Northeastern Illinois.
Saturday, November 5, 2016
For me, the ever deplorable erection of 2016 is OVER! I voted yesterday, Friday the 4th ...
My polling place was the same old familiar place that it has been for many years, the Gurnee Village Hall. This was kinda late in the game for me to gain any personal convenience from early voting. I expected that there would be a lull in activity between 1:00pm and 2:30pm and I was very wrong; the place was crowded with voters, marginally staffed, and very poorly organized. The election judge that I had to deal with was a self-important moron that took a very simple process and made it confusing as hell. HEY DUDE! YEAH, YOU SITTING ON THE FAR END. IT'S ME, THE GUY THAT'S HARD OF HEARING. DON'T MUMBLE! USE YOUR LIPS TO FORM WORDS; ENUNCIATE! TALK TO ONE PERSON AT A TIME. Schmuck. Sad to say, I believe that he was the "goto guy" for when the other judges had issues to resolve. Good help is hard to find.
I vow that for the NEXT ERECTION I will return to being among the earliest to use early voting, else I will just tough it out on and vote on the official erection day.