Photo above is my Great Great Grandfather, Civil War Veteran, Company C, First Kentucky Cavalry, U.S.

The Preacherman says, "My advice to you is to get yourself a gun and learn how to shoot." The Gunman says, "My advice to you is to get yourself a Bible and learn how to pray."

TRIGGER WARNING: Guns have triggers.

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Sunday, March 5, 2017

New TSA Patdown Mandate: Male Air Travelers, Grab Them By The Balls; Female Air Travelers, Grab Them By The Pussy; Universal Butt Cheek Spread Check.

In an attempt to make your mundane air travel experience more of an adventure, the TSA is about to implement OPERATION FOREPLAY.  

The TSA patdown agents will be wearing new, easily identifiable uniforms.

Travelers should dress in a manner that will expedite the security screening process. 

Those caught changing clothes and returning to the head of the screening area will be forcibly ejaculated from the airport by TSA agents.

As for Super Grandpa, NO PROBLEM!  BOOK HIM A FLIGHT!
He's looking forward to some hardcore TSA loving ...

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