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Tuesday, March 14, 2017
Happenings at the 5 STAR FIREARMS Shooting Range and Gun Store in Zion, Illinois
The following came in via email.
COME JOIN US THIS FRIDAY FOR SOME ST. PATRICK'S DAY ACTIVITIES!
WIN A 5 STAR HOODIE! $5, BEST POKER HAND WINS!
45 SHOOT, HIT ALL 4 CRITTERS, ONE SHOT EACH, WIN A 5 STR T-SHIRT!
2-FOR-1 LANE RENTALS OR $15 SINGLE ALL DAY!
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MONDAYS ARE SENIOR DAY; (60+) $12 LANE RATE ALL DAY
TUESDAY IS FAMILY NIGHT, KIDS 10 - 18 SHOOT FREE WITH PID ADULT
WEDNESDAY IS 2-FOR-1 ALL DAY!
THURSDAY IS LADIES NIGHT! $12.00 6 - 8PM FIRST & THIRD THURSDAY'S OFFER A UNIQUE COURSE OF FIRE!
FIRDAY IS DATE NIGHT! BRING YOUR 5 STAR RECEIPT TO STONE CREEK TO RECEIVE A FREE $6.99 APPETIZER
WITH YOUR MEAL ORDER
WORK ONE-TO-ONE WITH ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ON THE RANGE. THESE HOURLY SESSIONS ARE TAILORED TO MEET YOUR SKILL LEVEL. WE OFFER SEVERAL TYPES OF RANGE INSTRUCTION FOR HANDGUNS: "ALL INCLUSIVE", BASIC" AND EVEN "HANDGUNS FOR DUMMIES"... CALL TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS. 847-731-7898
5 STAR FIREARMS
41666 N. SHERIDAN ROAD
ZION, IL 60099
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