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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Honey, will this cannon look better on the front patio or on the rear patio?

But – but – but - it is on SALE!



MRS ZACH: "Zack, I think the best thing about it is that it has wheels, so you can locate it in whatever place seems best at the time. And the price, what a bargain! You go ahead and get that cannon and arrange delivery. I'm going to run down the mall to the jewelry store. There's a Rolex I've had my eye on for quite some time!"

James A. Zachary Jr. said...

I take it that you don't think she would like it as an anniversary present. Alas.

Perhaps if I had it engraved?

Arthur B. Burnett said...

Greetings from Texas,
The sad thing is it really is a good price. I helped crew a six pounder on TWO FOR TEXAS, the thing weighed 3/4 of a ton and we had to position it in damp earth by hand. Had a ball!

I once applied for a job at a store like this in Houston. Helene said if I had been hired, we couldn't afford for me to work there.

James A. Zachary Jr. said...

Art, honestly, the first person I thought of when I saw it was YOU! It would make a heck of an addition to your collection.